My man & I were checking out some farm equioment on Craigslist and started browsing the "adult" section to see how many hillbilly prostitute we could laugh at, when we went to the adult gigs there was a posting for a " Candy Masseuse" in Lexington. I hate to give her publicity and a link but I have never laughed so hard in my entire life! I almost peed myself! This one even beat the dude who was looking for girls to get paid to pee in front of him!
Tell me that is not the craziest thing you have ever seen!